There are many things in this world that are amazing and quite awesome indeed. However, some things deserve to be swept clean from this planet, and they have made it into my Axis of Evil. (I know that it has too many things to be an Axis, but I needed a catchy title.) Feel free to add anything you deem worthy enough to make it into the AoE by commenting on this note.

1(in no particular order). Twilight Books (grrr…)

2. Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus (aka Miley Cerberus)
PEOPLE WITH DUEL PERSONALITY DISORDERS TEND NOT TO BE GREAT ROLE MODELS!

3. Lasting George Bush supporters (you have a right to do so, but, come on!)

4. The Jonas Brothers (no comment necessary)

5. Anyone on the cast of The Hills (I admit I do watch VH1/MTV occasionally, but this show is just…awful.)

6. Hardcore Music (not a fan of the screemo)

7. Those who don’t believe in Climate Change (DUDE! We’ve had like, 6 snow days in three weeks!)

8. The Post-Millennium Disney Channel (This ties in with #’s 2 and 4, but I miss the old Cartoons)

9. The Post- Millennium Nickelodeon (or “Nick”) (What the F*ck happened to Rocko’s Modern Life?)

10. Uggs (Lighter Fluid and Blowtorch necessary for elimination of said boots)

11. Josh Groban (talented, but wrong)

12. Toe Rings (Rings are for your FINGERS!)

13. All Major New York Sports teams (except the Mets…I like the Mets) (no comment necessary)

14. People who use poetry as Facebook statuses (Dude, honestly?)

15. People who use unnecessary letters when typing (ex: byeeee!) ‘shudder’

16. Anti-Family Guy people (It’s a funny-ass show, man!)

17. The Pussycat Dolls (Just as bad as Miley)

18. Hollister/ Abercrombie and Fitch (Bitch!)/ American Eagle/ other clothing stores with generic music and an extremely pungent scent of cheap cologne

Once again, feel free to add anything you deem worthy enough to make it into the Axis of Evil by commenting on this note. UNITE!